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Now, this annoys me

Sunday, July 31st, 2005

Working with computers, as I do, a lot of the terminology is pretty common to me, so when I hear it used out of context, or slightly incorrectly I tend to think ‘nope, not quite’.

Take this programme on Channel 4 for example:

MUSIC: Pepsi Max Downloaded: Mcfly
Channel: Channel 4 104
Date: Sunday 31st July 2005
Time: 15:00 to 16:05 (starting in 33 minutes)
Duration: 1 hour and 5 minutes.
Pepsi Max Downloaded gives T4 fans the chance to see music artists up close and personal, as they stage an exclusive gig for their favourite band. Stars such as Girls Aloud, McFly, Westlife, Natasha Bedingfield and Ms Dynamite will be ‘downloaded’ each week to perform in the home town of one lucky winner. Starting with McFly, each show will bring a life-changing experience for the winner – when host June Sarpong turns up on their doorstep to tell them the gig is on. They will then hurtle along a non-stop crash course in staging a gig, taking on the responsibility of coordinating the show, organising stage management, styling, security and publicising the event to make sure the show is a success. Whether staging the gig in their street, village or even in their own back garden, each winner will need to add their own style and flair so when the cameras roll, they are ready to stage the gig of their life. From the very first rehearsals to the secret backstage excitement, there is sure to be excitement and tension as the show begins.
(Subtitles)

Excerpt taken from DigiGuide – the world’s best TV guide available from http://www.getdigiguide.com/?p=1&r=20987
Copyright ©1999-2004 GipsyMedia Ltd.

Right. So… you ‘download’ a star, and they sing for you. Okay then! It would seem TV producers really aren’t original in their thinking at all. There’s so many programmes that have sprouted random characters to make them look vaguely up-to-date. Odd colons and ‘@’ signs sprout up in show titles, and on occasion the odd few forward slashes just for good measure. I can see it getting worse:

“And next on 4, http://80.32.45.32/main.html”

I hope no producers see this.

Barenaked Ladies Book Review

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
Product Image: Barenaked Ladies : Public Stunts, Private Stories
My rating: 4 out of 5

If you know me well, you’ll know I’m a pretty big fan of Barenaked Ladies. As such I’m always interested in trivia, information and history of the band. This book fulfills all of those things very well.

Authored by fellow Canadian musician Paul Myers (brother of Mike Myers, AKA Austin Powers), Barenaked Ladies : Public Stunts, Private Stories documents the bands history, from early conception at band camp, through the band finding new members in the Creeggan brothers, followed by Tyler, and finally Kevin. Rather than just talking to the band, Myers has chosen to speak to some of the people who introduced Ed and Steve, and find out about the guys before they joined up. This provides a fascinating insight into the five current band-members and Andy. Obviously, the guys want to keep some sort of personal life, so it doesn’t dig too deep, but touches on things most ardent fans would already know.

The book provides a nice, coherent overall view of the bands history up until the Maroon era, and mentions the (then) upcoming album Everything To Everyone. The band’s general sense of humour, and friendship comes across in the book, and it is a warts-and-all account, including the bands decline into non-communication between members, and other problems encountered during the early years. Kevin’s year-long battle with Leukaemia is also talked about, but not dwelled upon like some other things I’ve seen.

Some things are sadly lacking though – there’s very little made of the number one single One Week – just a passing mention. Some albums are pretty much skipped over, such as Maybe You Should Drive, but not excluded completely, so it’s not a major omission.

Overall, its a good read. A die-hard fan would love it, a interested fan would probably find it a good read also. Like all biographies, it’s only really is worth reading if you have an interest in the subject of the book. Having said that, it’s still a good read.

Its not 1980!

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

I was coming to the conclusion people didn’t read things.

We’ve changed things on the PCs at work recently. These are student PCs, and as such they tend to be geared up for people who want to just work. Being a Netware kinda place, logins can get a little cryptic, what with contexts and all. So we enabled contextless logins, so you can just bung in your userID and password and off you go.

I found a neat little hack for Windows so you can put a wallpaper on the windows login screen – inspiration hit me, that I could add some text to the wallpaper giving instructions on how to login. I even included a little example username and password. Unfortunately, I’d gotten the example, and the instructions wrong. Student passwords are based on their DOB – pretty standard practice. I’d gotten the form of the DOB wrong on the wallpaper. Not a problem you’d think – no sod reads these things anyway, so hardly anybody will notice.

Nope. Not this time.

It seemed EVERY student who walked in to use the computers at that point tried putting their passwords in as per the incorrect instructions. On the one hand it made me pleased people were actually reading it, and doing what it said (because as we know, NOBODY ever RTFMs), but on the other hand, it was causing a nightmare as nobody could log in. I wouldn’t mind so much, but this isn’t the first time I’d done it and gotten the login wallpaper wrong.

I think I need a holiday.

Ohh, didn’t hear you come in

Sunday, July 24th, 2005

Well… don’t time fly when you’re half asleep.

I spent a significant proportion of this week half asleep. It seems I’m not the only one to be suffering from lack of sleep, so I’m going to wager its something seasonal. Its a vicious cycle thing though. I get just enough sleep during the week, but if my routine is slightly messed up, I suffer big time. That happened this week when I didn’t sleep too well earlier in the week. I was already pretty tired as the hot weather had been making me sleep lighter. My sleepless night caused me to be totally brain dead for the next day but then a really good sleep the next night sorted me out partially. I’ve had some good sleep this weekend so hopefully I’ll be alright this week.

I’d like to try and get longer sleep during the weeks, but the problem is I don’t get much time in the evening anyway, so I’d be pretty much sleeping and working. Not a nice way to be really. The Cisco course I was doing before summer messed my routine up no end, but I’m getting back into my normal weekday groove now, finally.

I like my sleep damnit!

Patch-o-rama

Thursday, July 21st, 2005

There’s been plenty of ‘studies’ and whitepapers popping up lately about how Windows is starting to have less patches and less security vulnerabilities found than Linux. Some even go as far as to say Linux is showing more in general.

I’m starting to believe them.

I’m currently sitting here watching four servers (all running Gentoo) all do their weekly updates. For the uninitiated, Gentoo has a system called Portage which manages all installed applications and software. It downloads source code, then compiles and installs it, usually with the minimum of fuss. If you’ve ever used FreeBSD’s ports system, its very similar, and in some ways more powerful.

Every week when I look on these servers to see how many patches and updates need to be installed, I get slightly more disheartened. Of the four servers, three are running eight updates, and the other one is doing 12, mainly as it has more installed. Admittedly a lot of these are just general updates and bug fixes – a major proportion aren’t actually security patches. But even so, its still a lot of maintenance to carry out each week to ensure your server is up to date and as secure as can be.

For all my complaining, I do prefer this slightly to the RPM-based distros and their ‘wait a month for an update’ strategy. I applaud the fact they are being cautious with these things, and not just throwing updates out, willy-nilly. But by the same token, I often need to make things work now – not in a month. One example is Apache2′s mod_auth_ldap module. I needed LDAP authentication on an apache server and although it worked, the performance was bad. The caching feature just didn’t work, so for every GET or POST request you made to the server, it went and queried the LDAP server. Not a good idea considering the amount of data due to go through this server. Within no time, the bug had been fixed, and a swift upgrade later and everything was working fine.

I suppose its like all things, its swings and roundabouts, you just have to decide what you’re happiest with.

Sinus

Sunday, July 17th, 2005

I was out in the sun today, and as is usual for me when I dare go outside for more than five seconds, my Sinuses started acting up. I get random blocked sinuses, and I’d not had any issues for a good year or so. I actually said as much to somebody at work on Friday, and today they are going loopy on me. I’d been wandering around quite happily until I went into WH Smiths to get a drink and they kicked in. They’ve been tweaking every now and then since, just when I forget and suddenly leap out of the chair to go get something.

On the upside, Coffee works well in alleviating the symptoms, so a big mug of that earlier helped. Sleep usually works wonders also, so a good sleep tonight and I should be right as nine-pence.

Such an odd saying…

Hard-Fi

Saturday, July 16th, 2005
Product Image: Hard-Fi - Stars of CCTV
My rating: 4 out of 5

Stars of CCTV is Hard-Fi’s recently released debut. Its an electic mix of Rock, Funk, Metal and more Club-inspired sampling and mixing. Stand-out tracks include singles Cash Machine and fairly recent release Tied Up Too Tight which sees some highly processed string arrangements firing in and out above the main track. The album moves through songs about Prisons (Feltham Is Singing Out) and the touching ballad Move On Now. It puts me in mind of Gary Jules’ cover of Mad World – piano, vocals and some random samples. The track seems to be the person in the song looking for a better place by flying away.

This is a strong album though. There’s plenty to appeal to many people. Nothing feels like it was made just to be used for singles, and the rest as filler. The song writing and musician-ship is good all the way through, and doesn’t feel overly produced and messed about with. Hard-Fi could be onto big things.

Midlandsbands.co.uk

Monday, July 11th, 2005

http://forums.midlandsbands.co.uk/index.php

The site is just a forum at the moment, but the guys behind it assure us there will be a full site coming soon. Its not just for people in the midlands – anybody is welcome to join, so hop on in! Talk about anything musical, hopefully it’ll grow into a decent site.

Honda FCX

Saturday, July 9th, 2005

I was reading about a new car Honda are working on called the FCX. Its based on hydrogen fuel cells – hydrogen reacts with oxygen to produce electricity, which drives motors in the car. The only by-product of this is water vapour! No nasty CO2 or other noxious fumes, just simple water. Currently the FCX costs about £1 million, so its not something you’re going to find at your local Honda dealer any time soon, but from what I’ve read it seems to be shaping up as a viable alternative to combustion-engine vehicles. Most existing electric or Zero-emission vehicles are pretty low powered, or have next to no range. The FCX seems able to match the range and speed of most small cars, but still pack a bit of grunt for pulling away – according to this article in The Times, it has more torque available than current 1.7 litre Hondas. Pretty impressive.

Of course there’s the fact that there exists no hydrogen stations in the UK yet to refuel from. I personally can see us able to buy an optional personal hydrogen generator you can use at home to fuel up with, and the likes of BP, Esso and Mobil aren’t going to sit on their hands too long if there becomes a demand.

I hope that in 10-15 years, I’ll be driving zero-emissions car to work every day. With luck, it’ll be sooner.

London

Thursday, July 7th, 2005

Well, if you don’t know what happened, you probably live under a rock. If you’re reading this, I’m guessing you’re faily savvy and DO know what’s been going on.

There’s not a lot to say, other than my thoughts are with those involved.